July 2009
108 posts
iPhone Calendar Wallpapers →
June 2009
78 posts
Hold On, I've Seen This Before: How Star Wars,... →
Corrupted-Files.com | Don’t hand in a Garbage... →
Can Hands Pringles Ad →
at first i was like →
…but then I was all…
The blue and the green are the same color!! →
No fucking way!!
Bonarooooooooooo!
Flicked Off: ‘Transformers 2: The Revenge of Megan... →
“…if you are any kind of normal person, you won’t be able to tell which machine is which, and so it will pretty much look like two or more enormous microwaves with swords violently mating”
Twenis: Twitter is Penis →
We hijack innocent tweets, subject them to our patent pending penisization process by replacing certain words with ‘penis’, and republish it for your entertainment. We find it funny.
Brant Charles's Commencement Speech To MIT.
aedison:
I’m Brant Charles, and 14 years ago I was just like you. Now I’m a meta-physicist.
Being a meta-physicist is awesome and it isn’t even hard. Newton discovered gravity whilst lounging under a tree. Einstein came up with most of his theories by daydreaming. Stephen Hawking just sits in a chair all day.
And the stuff we do is fun, too. Galileo? Dropping the feather and the cannonball?...
How to Fight
If you eat a lot of golfballs you need this... →
Holy christ.
bullshit:
Tired: Will it blend? Wired: Will it flush?
I like my president like I like my coffee... →
A Modest Proposal
bullshit:
funsizebytes:
I put a DVD into the player
I start a stopwatch
I navigate all the menus
I wait for all the various “advertisements” telling me about the sound mastering, the FBI warning, and so forth
The movie actually begins
I stop the stopwatch.
I take that stopwatch to the home of some executive connected with the MPAA and count off those seconds.
While holding his (or...
McSweeney's: Conversations I Imagine My... →
Glyphboard for iPhone →
Itâs a sort of keyboard which lets you type glyphs not available on any of the standard iPhone keyboards. These glyphs include , â, âº, â, and even â«.
Nuanced, Ambivalent, or Guarded Bumper Stickers →
“My other car is substantially similar to this one. Thank you for your interest in my other car.”
Enable iPhone Tethering Now! →
How The Internet Currently Works
kfan:
1) You post something that looks interesting and very well-thought-out on your tumblr/website/whatever.
2) I don’t have time to sit with it and give it the attention it deserves right now, so I press the button that adds it to Instapaper, so I can read it later.
3) (There is no step 3.)
So true…