September 2009
64 posts
August 2009
77 posts
Google ASCII Art Easter Egg →
If you search Google for ascii art, the Google logo itself will turn into… ASCII art. (oh and the logo is really text, too)
Literary Euphemisms for Masturbation →
How much booze would it take to kill you? →
Ah, Venice →
Saturday: World’s Largest Bikini Parade
Sunday: National Go Topless Day
The Truest Form of Omakase
fireland:
CORNELIUS: They also have ice in the urinals here. You might enjoy that.
TÉODOR: I would! Do they have a cologne guy?
CORNELIUS: Yes. Here’s a dollar. He likes dollars.
TÉODOR: [Silently pockets dollar, makes no motion of getting up, begins to cut another piece of his steak]
CORNELIUS: Well, I’m glad we did this! You will find that this restaurant accepts payment. [Wipes mouth...
Uncomfortable plot summaries →
“TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.”
The Footnotes of Mad Men →
“Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a little garnish of retribution,...”
– Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs.
“To this end, it has the most obese mannequins I have ever seen. They probably...”
– J.C. Penney - Playing to the Middle - NYTimes.com
McSweeney's: It's Weird to Think That One Day I'll... →
“Looking at you in this light with the sun bouncing off your adorable freckles, it feels a bit strange to be wondering if I can extend the sky behind your head and torso so it looks like you’re not there.”
